A marine, army ranger and navy seal are all on a plane.

The pilot radios in that the plane is experiencing uncharted turbulence. He advises the men to gather their survival gear and prepare for a crash landing. All three servicemen look at each other and decide jumping from the plane would be a better option than going down with it. They all parachute out and land in the ocean. Looking around, they realize their best bet is to swim to shore.
As they hit sand, natives come out of the trees yelling YAMA! YAMA! Confused all 3 men draw their weapons and prepare to fight. As more natives emerge, the men realize their efforts would be futile. The chief walks out and declares, "you have encountered sacred land, you must choose death or yama."
The marine is first, he chooses yama. The natives grab him, tie him to a tree and start fucking him in his ass, one after the other. Next up is the army ranger. At first he thinks, 'I dont want to die', but he second guesses himself and chooses yama. The natives grab him and follow suite as they did with the marine.
Finally, the seal is up. The chief announces, DEATH OR YAMA! The seal decides that he would rather die than be subjected to yama. The chief screams, YOU CHOOSE DEATH!.......but first........a little YAMA!
The moral of the story is, no matter what you do, you're always fucked in the end. Goodnight boys and girls.