So there’s this old couple who have been trying to have a child for years.

They’ve never really had any luck and been through miscarriages and all and finally one day they get some luck, the wife gets pregnant and they’re all happy and dandy.

So they go to the hospital when the wife goes into labour and the wife gives birth and the doctor goes “…..oh shit.” The wife bursts into tears and asks “WHAT’S WRONG WITH MY BABY DBASHDASJHDASJDHASDASJ”

The doctor says “Yeah… It’s just a head. That’s it. No arms or legs or torso. Just a head.”

The new mother says “it’s totally fine, it’s still my baby and I’m going to look after it like I would any other child.” So she takes this head home and raises it and feeds it and everything like a normal child, and once it turns five she puts it up on the windowsill to watch all the kids playing.

One day a genie comes into the house and talks to the little head, and asks it for one wish to be granted, and the head says “I want arms and legs so I can go play with all the other children and have fun and everything.” And the genie says “your wish is my command.” So poof, the child has arms and legs and a torso and becomes normal, and he runs out and gets hit by a car.




Moral of the story: Give up while you’re a head.