He says - "Doctor, I want you to take a look at my penis."
The Doctor says - "Sure, Luigi. Go in the other room and remove your pants. I will be in there shortly."
The doctor comes in the room and gets down on one knee and inspects the old man's package.
After a thorough inspection the doctor stands up and says - "Luigi, there's nothing wrong with you penis, your penis is fine."
And the old man says - "I know. It's nice, eh?"
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