A man went to the hospital for a checkup.
The doctor told him: "you've been smoking for twenty five years. You know, if you had saved the money you spent on cigarettes, you could buy a Maserati."
After hearing this, the man became slightly angry. He asked: "Doctor, do you smoke?"
"I don't smoke, no" the doctor replied.
The man then asked: "Then where's your fucking Maserati?"
The doctor chuckled and said: "parked downstairs. Why do you ask?"
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