"D D D D Doctor, you've g g g g got to Help m m m me, I'll dddo anyt t t t thing.
The doctor gives him a thorough physical examination, and sure enough discovers the problem....
"your penis is massive, it's causing a great strain on your vocal chords, which is creating the stutter. I can, if you'd like, shorten your penis, and relieve the great tension on your larynx. The effects will be instantaneous, and we can operate today."
"D D D D Do it!"
So they prep for surgery and very quickly the operation is performed. A complete success, the man leaves for home delighted to be cured.
But that night his wife is less than happy, and she urges him to reverse the surgery.
And so the next day the man arrives back at the doctors surgery.
"hello doctor , and thanks for seeing me again, i'm completly cured and most of all I'm very grateful, but unfortunately my wife is not, I want to reverse the surgery."
But the doctor replays...
"N N N N N N No Refunds"
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