Three explorers were hiking in the jungles of Africa when they were caught trespassing on a tribes land. They were brought before the big chief who said that it was tribal law that anyone caught trespassing had to be punished. The first explorer was brought before the chief who said, "You have two options, death or hubba wubba." The first explorer says, "well anythings better than death, so I guess hubba wubba." The chief claps his hands and out of a hut come five of the biggest dicked Africans you've ever seen. They bend the guy over a tree and really give it to him. I mean bad. Finally when all the guys have gone multiple times the chief says, "ok, you can go." And the first guy runs into the jungle, hands on his ass. The second guy comes before the chief who says, "death or hubba wubba?" The second guy looks at the Africans who are really worn out from that first guy and says, "Well, they look pretty exhausted. I bet they couldn't do much to me. I choose hubba wubba." The chief claps his hands and out of a second hut come five, and if you can believe it, bigger Africans. These guys gave it to him worst than the first guy. But finally after all the guys are done the chief lets him leave and the second guy runs off into the jungle. Finally the third explorer comes before the chief who says, "Death or hubba wubba?" The third explorer thinks real hard for a minute and says, "You know, I don't think I can go through with this. I'm gonna have to choose death." Solemnly the chief says, "Ok, you've made your choice. Death by hubba wubba."
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