A Russian billionaire moved to London, but after a week he felt terribly ill. So he went to the doctor. “Doctor, doctor,” he said, “I just moved here from Moscow, and I feel so terribly sick.” The doctor examined him and said, “I think I have just the cure. This is what you need to do: get a bucket, put a dead fish in it, piss in it, pour in a bottle of vodka and a glass of gasoline, then mix it all together with a stick. Cover it and let it sit for a few days, then take a good long whiff of it every day for one week.”
Two weeks later the Russian returned to the doctor: “Doctor, I’m cured, thank you so much! What was wrong with me?”
“You were homesick.”
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