This gorilla was in a zoo.
Three women had decided to have a "girls lunch" at work, and went to the zoo.
At the gorilla cage, they noticed this gorilla was looking at them.
One of the girls decided it'd be funny to flash a boob at the gorilla.
The gorilla hopped up, and grabbed the bars of the cage, and jumped around.
the second girl decided to "up the ante" and showed the gorilla her ass.
The gorilla began jumping around, pounding his chest and was obviously worked up.
The THIRD girl, for a "topper", lifts her skirt and shows the gorilla her lady cactus!
the gorilla flips out, bends the steel bars open with his bare hands, and throws the woman to the ground, and savagely rapes her.
Weeks later, after her recovery, she still hasn't returned to work, or leaves her house.
Her two girlfriends visit her, and tell her "honey, it's time you get past this, and get back to work, and life. It was horrible, but you need to put it behind you"
She replied tearfully, "but.... ... . . .he never writes....... he never calls....."
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