And I finish in her mouth. She spits up a bit and looks at me angrily. "Why didn't you warn me!?"
"I thought you wanted to swallow," I said.
"Well that's awfully presumptuous of you."
"Well presumptuous is an awfully big word for a 12 year old"
Edit: I do NOT condone pedophilia! But I appreciate shock humor once in a while
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