1. Why does Bill Clinton take 21-year-old girls into the Oval Office? -- He wants to show them the Executive Branch.2. What's the new game that's all the rage in the White House? -- Swallow the leader.3. Would you rather get a blowjob from a 21 year old or be president? -- Yeah, that's what Bill said, too.
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