1) When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone
secretly hates you.
2) You can kill your own food.
3) The garage is all yours.
4) You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
5) You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
6) Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
7) You never have to clean a toilet.
8) You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.
9) Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
10 Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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