I was thrilled with my weight loss, and couldn't wait for the doctor to see how well I was doing with my dieting. I stepped on the scale and he saw that I had dropped thirty pounds. Then I looked at him expectantly, waiting for him to tell how proud he was of me. But he didn't say anything. Instead...
He tested me for AIDS.
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