Man goes to the tribal witch-doctor. He tells him he has 3 kids; Ennie, Meanie and Minie. He says he don't want no Mo. Witch-doctor opens his witch-doctor Book of cures. Looks up "Don't want more kids -Cure: Cut off left testicle !. The man has his left testicle removed. A year later he goes back to the witch-doctor complaining his wife just had another kid ! The witch-doctor looked in the book again. Looks up "Don't want more kids -Cure: Cut off left testicle ! But if that don't work cut off Right testicle !" So the man has his right testicle cut off. A year later he goes back to the witch-doctor and again complains his wife is pregnant again ! The witch-doctor looks in the book again "Don't want more kids -Cure: Cut off left testicle ! But if that don't work cut off Right testicle !But if dat don't work ...You dun cut the balls off the wrong sumbitch !"
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