An old couple contemplating getting pregnant talk to their doctor about it...

He says to the husband, "Take this cup and fill it with sperm and we'll see if it's possible."

The next day the couple arrives at the doctor's office upset. The husband tells the doctor, "Sorry doc, I tried with my left hand...I tried with my right hand... my wife tried it with her dentures on.... she tried it with her dentures off..."

"Truth is, even working together we couldn't get that damn cap off the cup!"

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