A man notices a peculiar rash on his chest. The rash continues to get worse
and worse, so the man decides to see a doctor. He goes in to the clinic where
the staff runs a battery of tests. After several minutes, the doctor comes back
in the room and says, �Sir, I've got good news and bad news. What would you like
first?�
�Well,� says the man, �I can take it. Give me the bad news first.�
�The rash you have is going to get worse. It will travel throughout your body,
eventually even making it to your internal organs. It is a terminal disease, and
my guess is you have 30 days to live.�
�My God!� says the patient. �What's the good news?!�
�Well,� says the doctor, �Did you see that beautiful receptionist, the one
with the big boobs and the nice butt? I'm dating her!�
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