George went to the doctor's office to ask for a double dose of Viagra.The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.
"Why not?' asked
"Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor
"But I need it really bad,' said George
"Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.
George answered, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."
The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any bad side effects."
On Monday, George dragged himself in to the doctor's office, his right arm in a sling.
The doctor asked, "What happened to you?
George said, "No one showed up."
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