Terminal Illness Joke

A man goes to the doctor and tells the doctor that he is not feeling well. The doctor tells the man that they will run some tests and let him know. The next day the doctor calls the man and says that he has good news and bad news. The man asks' "what is the good news?" The doctor tells the man that "you only have 24 hours to live," the man then says "oh my god, what is the bad news." The doctor tells the man, " I forgot to call you yesterday."

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