So a woman is looking lost in the produce section of a grocery store...

So a man that works there approaches her and asks “Can I help you find something?” “Yes, can you please tell me where I can find the broccoli?” she asks. “Oh I’m sorry ma’am, we’re all out of broccoli right now but we will be receiving a new shipment tomorrow”. A few minutes go by, but the woman continues to roam the produce section looking lost. The worker approaches her again. “Can I help you find something else, miss?” “Yes”, she says. “Can you please direct me to the broccoli?” Puzzled, the man again replies “I’m sorry, we’re all out of broccoli. You’ll have to come back tomorrow.” Several more minutes go by, and the woman is still wandering around the produce section, looking more lost than ever. The man reluctantly approaches her for the third time. “Is there something else I can help you find?” he asks. “Yes” she says. “I’m looking for the broccoli”. The man gets a dumbfounded look on his face, and decides to attempt to figure out what exactly is wrong with this woman. “Ma’am…can you do me a favor and spell “cat”, as in “catastrophic”?” Without hesitation, she spells the word correctly. “Good” he says. “Now can you spell “dog” as in “dogmatic?”. Again, she recites the spelling flawlessly. “Very good, very good” says the man. “Now can you spell “fuck” as in “broccoli?”

Looking confused, the woman asserts “But there is no “fuck” in broccoli”.

“I know!” The man exclaims. “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!”