One day a preacher was out watering his lawn when he spied a young boy from his church running down the road with a bottle in his hand. He stopped him and asked, “What you got there, son?”
The boy replied “Turpentine preacher! It’s the most powerful liquid in the world!”
The preacher said “Now listen, the most powerful liquid in the world is holy water. You can rub holy water on a pregnant woman’s belly and she’ll pass a child.”
The boy laughed and said “Shoot that ain’t nothing! You rub some of this turpentine on a cat’s ass and it’ll pass a motorcycle!”
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