so a son comes home

So a son comes home from school and says to his mom.
Son:Mommy i had sex with my teacher.
Mom: What ! This is outrages go tell your father
Son: Daddy i had sex with my teacher.
Father: Well Done! When are you doing it again?
Son: When my asshole feels better

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