Report Card

Subject: Science


God clearly posses a great potential for talent, but his attitude is recalcitrant and his conviction is seriously lacking. He left a project, that had been assigned an eternity ago, until the last week before it was due. Then throwing the piece together in a very haphazard manner and doing nothing on the seventh day; the very day before it was due. When asked why he had not used this time to go over his work and eliminate some of its obvious defects, he became righteously offended that this would have intruded into his day off. In recognition of his talents, and in an effort to foster their development, God was given an indefinite extension for the assignment before grading. In this time he has made little to no effort to improve upon his original work, and appears to have lost all interest. God's holier-than-thou attitude has risen to such arrogance that he seems to believe that he is just owed worship, and need make no effort at all. A very disappointing result.


Achievement: C

Industry: E

Behavior: F


Parent teacher interview requested.

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