WHAT DOES YOUR DAD DO ??? > > > >It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the > >kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living. > >The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman." > >The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic." > >Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease > >dancer in a cabaret for gay men." > >The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school > >yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true > >that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar. > >He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad plays hockey for Team USA, > >and I was just too embarrassed to say so." > >
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