All of a sudden he hears some strange noises coming from the engine. He pulls into the nearest mechanic's garage. The mechanic says he'll just need some time to figure out what the issue is. The penguin walks outside and notices an ice cream parlor across the street. He decides that he could grab a treat, as long as he goes quickly. He orders a bowl of ice cream and begins to enjoy it. He begins to enjoy it so much that he loses track of time. Suddenly he remembers that the mechanic is waiting for him, so he shoves his face in the bowl and devours the rest of it. He runs back into the mechanic's and asks, "Did you find out what the problem is?" The mechanic replies, "Well, it looks like you blew a seal." The penguin laughs and says, "Oh don't worry, it's just ice cream."
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