So these two guys get stranded in the desert, their car is broken down, they are out of water and help is no where in sight... Except for a shack in the distance. So the two make their way to the shack and knock. An old, ugly, wrinkly, greasy woman answers the door. It smells like she hasn't showered for years. One guy tells her "please we're thirsty and on the brink of death. Can we have some water?"
Her eyes squint and she begins to smile "it's been quite a while since I've had the company of a man, if you sleep with me you can have all the water you want."
So the two guys discuss and then ask her "Is it okay if we do doggy so we don't have to look at you?"
The old woman agrees and chooses one guy to do the deed.
Inside the shack he noticed a bag of corn. He uses the corn on her and throws them out of the window each time she tries to take a peek at him. Eventually she finishes and the guy earns his water.
He goes outside
"I GOT THE WATER."
He finds his friend crouched by the window, corn in hand,
"Forget the water bring out more of this buttery corn!"
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