A guy is speeding down the interstate...

A cop sees him and pulls him over. "License and registration" says the cop. "I'd give you my license officer, but I lost it after my 3rd DUI" says the speeder. "You're driving on a suspended license?" "Yes sir." "Well, let me see your registration" The man says "I'd give it to you sir, but the truth is, I stole this car and I'm not sure where it is." "You STOLE this car?" "Yes sir, but now that I think of it, I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there." There's a GUN in the glove box?" "Yes sir, I used it to shoot the woman who was driving this car, then I put her body in the trunk." "THERE'S A BODY IN THE TRUNK?!?" "Yes sir" "Stay right here and don't move!" says the cop as he radios for backup. Minutes later there are a dozen cops surrounding the vehicle, the Chief of Police himself walks to the driver and says "Suspended or not, I need to see some ID." The driver hands him his ID, and he runs it, it's not suspended. A little confused the Chief says "I was told there was a gun in your glove box, place one hand on the wheel and open your glove box." The driver complies, there's no gun, the driver hands the Chief the registration, it's his car. More confused, the Chief says "I was also told there was a body in your trunk, could you open it?" The man hits the button and the trunk pops open. Sure enough, no body. The Chief stands by the car scratching his head. The driver says "What's the problem Officer?" To which the Chief replies "The Officer that called this stop in said you were driving a stolen car, on a suspended license, with a gun in the glove box and a body in the trunk!" The driver replied "I bet the Son of a Bitch told you I was speeding too...