A married couple is driving down the highway doing 80km/h..

The husband is behind the wheel.
His wife looks
over at him and says, "Honey, I know
we've been married for 15 years, but, I
want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly
increases speed to 100km/h.
She then says, "I don't want you to try
to talk me out of it, because I've been
having an affair with your best friend,
and he's a better lover than you."
Again the husband stays quiet and just
speeds up as his anger increases.
She says, "I want the house."
Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing
120km/h.
She says, "I want the kids too."
The husband just keeps driving faster, and
faster, now he's up to 140km/h.
She says, "I want the car, the checking
account, and all the credit cards too."
The husband slowly starts to veer
toward a bridge overpass piling, as she
says, "Is there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got
everything I need."
She asks, "Really? What's that?"
The husband replies just before they
hit the wall at 200km/h, "I've got the
airbag!"

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