After their car breaks down. Of course the farmer has a smoking hot daughter and yes they bang her and as usual the farmer finds out so they find themselves on the business end of a shotgun. He tells em "I'll let you boys go if ya do two things fer me. The first, git out dere and pick me ahunded fruit." First guy goes out there and gets 100 strawberries and brings em back. Farmer aims his shotgun at him and says "now shove em all up ya ass!" The guy hurriedly shoves 43 up there, starts laughing, they all fall out. He regains his composure, gets 56 up, laughs, all fall out. Meanwhile next guy shows up with grapes, gets 36 starts laughing, all fall out, gets 25 up there, laughs and all fall out. The farmer is furious, he throws his hat to the ground and stomps on it screaming "what the hell is so damn funny?!" They catch their breath and point to the field "the third guy is picking watermelons!"
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