what's for breakfast?

two little boys are sitting at the kitchen table. the mom says to one "what do you want for breakfast?"the boy says "bitch! make me some muthafucken pancakes!" the mom goes crazy and beat the shit out of him and sends him to his room. she turn to the other boy and says "what do you want for breakfast?" the boy says "you bet your sweet ass I don't want no fucking pancakes!"

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