So a guy is lost in the Amazon...

He's starving and in dire need of food so he prays to the spirit of the forest to bring him something to eat.
The spirit appears before him with a cooked parrot and gives it to the man.
Within minutes he's finished eating "A single bird isn't enough to save me!" he exclaims.
The spirit looks at him and says "Well if one couldn't then maybe toucan!"

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