A woman was involved in a near-fatal car accident that rendered her comatose. For weeks she laid in her hospital bed, showing no signs of improvement. Her faithful husband visited her several times a day, never giving up hope.
One morning, a nurse was performing a sponge bath on her patient when she put the warm and moist sponge between her legs. Noticing an immediate positive response on the heart and brain monitors, she immediately went to get the doctor.
With the doctor present, she did the same thing to her patient, getting the same result. The doctor was very excited, viewing this as a major breakthrough. He quickly called the woman's husband, explaining that he needed to come to the hospital ASAP.
Arriving just minutes later, the doctor explained all of this to the man. The doctor believed that if perhaps the man would enter his wife's room and have oral sex with her, she may regain consciousness.
"I'll try anything for my beautiful wife. I just want her back," explained the now-optimistic husband.
The medical staff all had left the room to give the couple the privacy they needed. About twenty minutes had passed when the man exited the room, sobbing uncontrollably.
"What happened? Is she conscious?" asked the doctor.
"No", the man replied. "I don't know what happened. I think she choked to death!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.