A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
The bartender screams at the guy, **"Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"**
**"Sorry,"** replied the guy. **"He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."**
The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. **"Did you see what your monkey did now?"** he asks.
**"Yeah,"** replies the guy. **"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."**
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