[NSFW] Glitter

A White guy, a brown guy, and a black guy go on a road trip. Along the way to their destination, they have engine issues and the car breaks down. Nearest service station is over 50 miles away, fortunately for them, there is a house farm nearby.They get to the door and knock.

An old, bitter looking old man answers the door with a rifle hanging down his right arm. He looks at them and asks "What you boys want?"

They tell him their car broke down, and need to use the phone.

He responds with "Ain't no help comin' 'round this time'a night. Y'all could spend the night and help will be here by the mornin'"

They look at each other and agree to stay.

"Course there is one stipulation. You see that girl over there?" asks the old man with his rifle aimed at the girls direction.

The guys look over with wide eyes and jaws dropped at the direction of a hot, young, blonde girl wearing a crop top plaid shirt, and daisy dukes, standing by the kitchens enterance.

"That's my promiscuous daughter. You boys gotta agree you ain't gon' try to do anything with her, or I will shoot your dicks off!" Exclaimed the old man with his rifle now pointing at their dicks.
"I'm gonna cover my daughters pussy with glitter, and check y'alls dicks in the mornin' to make sure y'all stayed true to y'alls word." The old man said.

They nod their head in agreement and walk into the house.

The daughter prepares a small meal for the guys and goes off to her room. The old man then shows the three guys over to their room and reminds them of their agreement. He closes the door to their room and walks next door to his daughters room with a bag of glitter and gives her a good night kiss before heading to his room.

A couple hours pass in the night.

The white guy gets up to use the bathroom. He comes back 30 minutes later. 1

5 minutes later, the brown guys gets up to use the bathroom. He returns an hour later.

30 minutes go by, and the black guy gets up to use the bathroom. He is gone for over 2 hours before returning to bed.

Morning comes and the old man walks in the room with his rifle, and wakes the guys up.
"Alright boys, get up and line up!"

The guys get up, and oblige to his command.

He points his rifle at the white guy, and says "Drop them pants, boy!"
The white guy drops his pants and reveals a glittered dick.
BOOM!
The old man shoots him in the dick, and the white guy runs out the house, screaming in pain.
He cocks his gun and points it at the brown guy.
"Let's see your dick, boy!"
The brown guy, nervous and shaking, drops his pants to reveal a glittered covered dick.
BOOM!
The old man blasts the brown guy right in the dick, and he goes running out the door, crying in pain.

He points at the black guy and tells him "Your turn!" with a big grin on his face.

The black guy, sweating and trembling, drops his pants.

To the old mans surprise, there was no glitter on his dick.
"Well, I'll be damned! You're one of the good men that stays true to his word! Good job, boy, I'm proud of ya!"

The black guy wipes sweat from his forehead, says thank you to the old man, and smiles at him with a mouthful of glitter.

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