Hoping to settle in for a quiet drink, he was not at all surprised to be recognized. Still, this was not his first go around and he knew just how to take care of it.
"Okay everyone tell ya what. What if I gave you each a good hit? Nothing hard or nothing, just something so that you can say I did it"
He knew that after this everyone would settle down, having had their fun. He did sternly ask them all to stand shoulder to shoulder while waiting for him.
"Alright I'm going to go get my glove out of the car, but damnit everyone better be lined up and ready to go when I get back in here."
The boxer soon returned to the bar, glove in hand, and saw the entire group excitedly milling about.
Wordlessly, he turned around and walked out in disgust.
That's it, that's the joke. Sorry, there was no punchline.
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