A man sees a woman on the side of the road

he stops to ask if she needed any help

Woman: Yes my car has broken down and I don't know what's wrong with it.
the man, not very well educated about cars thinks he might be able to help.
he was only interested in how hot she was.

Man: there is a shop about 15 miles up the road, i might be able to get you and the car there.

Man:Have you ever been towed before?

Woman: No, but i have been fingered a couple of times

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