So a duck walks into a chicken house

And says "wtf r u doing here chicken" then the chicken fires back with "no wtf r U doing here duck", woah settle down chicken "time to get ruff" says the duck. "No time for crime" says the chicken. And they battle to the death as chicken on goers watch this brutal fight between the duck lord chicken bitch.

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