He greets and gets greeted from all sides, “hi Freddy, whaddup! Howya doin’, Top of the morning to ya…”
When suddenly he spots a whale.
*Well damn, first time I see a whale, better say hello*
“Hello mr. Whale!”
No response.
*Hmm… maybe he didn’t hear me…*
“Hello mister Whale”
Nothing…
*Maybe he can’t hear too well.* Freddy swims to his ear.
“HELLO MISTER WHALE?”
Still nothing.
*Must be that whale noise* “IIIHEEEEEELLLLEEEEEEUUUUUWWWWW MIIIIIIISSSSTEEEEERR WHHHHAAAALLLLEEEEEE”
The Whale doesn’t respond. Freddy swims in front of him.
“MISTER WHALE, YOU ARE GETTING RUDE, I KEEP SAYING HI. IT WOULD BE POLITE TO ANSWER.”
Freddy starts swimming away “…fuck all that shit” when slowly the whale turns around:
“It’s Misses Whale!”
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