A guy runs into a doctor surgery screaming that he had been raped by an elephant. The receptionist upon seeing his distress, sent him straight through to the doctor.
"What can I do for you today?" asks the doctor.
"I've been raped by an elephant." replies the man.
"Right, you'd better let me take a look." says the doctor.
So the man removes his trousers and lies down face first on the bed. The doctor has a look and asks "Are you sure it was an elephant that raped you?"
The man replies "Yes I'm positive it was an elephant. Why do you ask?"
The doctor has another look and says "Well the circumference on an elephant’s penis is only about 4 inches, but the hole in your backside huge."
The man replies: "Yeah, but he fingered me first."
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