Runs, runs, and suddenly he sees a fox, smoking weed. So he stops, and says: "Hey, fox, stop smoking this shit, drugs are bad! Do something for your health instead, come run with with me!" The fox thinks about it for a second, then puts out the joint and comes running with the hare.
The run, run, until they come to a meadow, where they see a squirrel raving, with a pack of X in its hand. So they stop and say: "Hey, squirrel, stop popping those pills, drugs are bad! Do something for your health instead, come run with us!" The squirrels stops raving, thinks about it for a second, then throws away the pack of X and comes running with the hare and the fox.
They run, run, until they come to a tree stump, where a bear lies, shooting heroin in his veins. So they stop and say: "Hey bear, stop doing this shit, it'll kill you, drugs are bad! Do something for your health instead, come run with us!" The bear finishes his needle, looks at them and replies: "Yeah, right. You tell me that drugs are bad, but when the hare does a few lines of coke you all end up running around the woods like fucking idiots."
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