early spring in B.C.

It was early spring in British Columbia�..A Frenchman hired three Indians to do some tracking for him while he hunted bear�A few hours into the trip through the mountains they came upon a cave and all stopped�One of the Indians steps forward and yells, "WOO�WOOO"� There was a similar response from in the cave� He then tore all his clothes off and ran into the cave�Another couple of hours goes by� Another cave� They all stop� The second Indian yells "WOO�WOOO"� And again "woo�wooo" was heard from the cave� He rips off his clothes and darts into the cave�Now the Frenchman was very curious and asks�"What da devil is going on???" The third Indian explains�"It Indian mating season�when you give mating call and it returned mean available female in cave." A little while later�a third cave�a third call�a third response�The clothes are off�the Indian is gone."Well dare ain't gonna be no huntin now" the Frenchman thinks to himself. So�along the trail the Frenchman sees a big cave and� "WOO�WOOO"���..No response "WOO�WOOO"�Hesitation�Then "woo�wooooo" From in the cave� The Frenchman rips off all his clothes and runs full speed into the cave�The next day in the Vancover Times���������headlines read NAKED FRENCHMAN KILLED BY TRAIN