The seven wise men


Once there were seven wise men, who made up there mind to build a pussy of there own design. The first was a carpenter full of wit, with a hammer a chisel he made the slit. the second was a black smith, black as coal with an amble and chisel he made the hole . The third was a fisherman old and bent, with his old gray beard he gave it the scent. The forth was a tailor tall and thin, with a pretty red ribbion he lined it with in. The fith was a furreror, tall and stought, with a hide of a bear he lined it without. The sixth was a doctor with an MD Degree, he patted it and felt it and said it would pee. The seventh was a rabi and a mean litle runt, he kissed it and blessed it and called it a CUNT

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