He tells the boss, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something Ho Chow, I really need you here today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better and then I come into work. You should try that."
Two hours later, Ho Chow calls back. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house."
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