Once there was this guy from Texas who took a vacation to Los Angeles. While there, he met up with a hooker.
He got down & dirty with her.
Afterwards, the hooker said: "$100 dollars."
The guy said: "No, here is $200."
Hooker responded: "You're so kind."
Some days pass, and the guy met up with the same hooker again and had sex again.
Hooker asked for $100, but the guy again says: "No, here's $200."
Hooker says: "You're so kind."
More days pass, and the guy met up with the hooker one last time to have sex.
Hooker says: "$100, please."
The guy slaps her and hands her $200.
Hooker says: "Man, you're so kind. Where are you from?"
Guy says: "I'm from Texas."
The hooker says: "I am from there too."
The guy says: "I know, your mom sent me to give you $600."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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