She decides that the quickest way to force the issue would be to get pregnant. That night they go out to dinner and have several glasses of wine and afterwards she suggests they go back to her place and see where things go. So they do just that and almost right away she takes him into the bedroom and they're having crazy sex until they're both just spent. Afterwards she says, "That was wonderful dear, what should we name the baby?". He calmly pulls off a condom, ties it in a knot and says, "Sweetheart, if he gets out of this we'll name him Houdini!"
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