Snake in jungle

There was once a little girl who was in the bath with her mum,
"mummy," she asked, "what's that?" pointing at her privates,
"that?" stuttered her mum, "why, that's my jungle dear."
"Oh," replied the daughter, as she stumbled off to bed.


The next night, the girl was in the bath with her dad, and when
she looked down she became confused. "Daddy?" she mumbled,
"what's that?"
"erm....... my snake. That's my snake darling, don't go near it.
ok?"
"Ok dad," she replied.


On the third night the girl went into the bath with her mum
again and, pointing at her tits asked, "What are they, mummy?"
Her mum quickly replied. "they are my headlights darling." and
with that the young girl dropped the subject.


Late that night, when everyone was tucked up in bed, the little
girl suddenly shot up in bed and ran into her parents room
yelling "Mummy, mummy, quick, put your headlights on the snakes
going into the jungle!"