The cowboy has never been here before, so he goes into a local saloon for a drink, he notices there's a horse tied to a post outside the saloon, he asks the bartender "who's horse is that?" the bartender replies "It's mine, why do you ask?" The Cowboy says "I bet you $100 I can make that horse laugh" (bare in mind this is olden days, so that's worth a lot more today!) The Bartender laughs and says, "alright newcomer, you're on." They walk outside and the Cowboy whispers something in the horse's ear, suddenly the horse BURSTS out laughing! The Bartender is shocked! He says "Wow! Okay, you won fair and square, now be on your way." And gave the Cowboy $100. The next day the cowboy returns to the town, enters the saloon and before the bartender could say anything the cowboy says "I bet you your entire saloon I can make that horse cry." The bartender replies "Not you again. What? What would I get if you cant?" The Cowboy says "I'll give you your $100 back, and $500 more." This offer is far too good to refuse, so the bartender accepts! The cowboy says "Come outside in 5 minutes." The bartender stays at his bar, waiting for 5 minutes, once the time was up, he went outside. Once again to his surprise, the horse was CRYING! The bartender is SHOCKED! He shouts "How did you do that?!" and hands over the saloon documents. The cowboy says, ["well, yesterday I told the horse my dick was bigger than his. Today, I proved it!"](#s)
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