Pickle Factory

A man works at a pickle factory. One day, he goes home to his doting wife, and says to her," Darling, I've done something terrible". "Well what is it?", she says. "I put my dick in the pickle slicer", he responds. Naturally, she goes into hysterics, but being the loving wife that she is, she doesn't lecture him and the day goes on like normal. The next day, the man comes home from work, staunch white and pale, and mutters to his wife," Dear, I have done the most awful thing".Fearing the worst, she cries," What happened, what did you do?!". He flatly stated," I put my dick in the pickle slicer ". And again, she goes into hysterics. But, having faith in her life-partner, she hopes that is is an isolated incident, and tries to forget about it. The following afternoon, the man returned home early, with his apron and cap in hand, looking more guilty than a dog who knocked over the trash. "What's wrong?!", the wife yelps," Why are you home so soon?". The man sits down on the couch, looking rather grim, and mutters, "I got fired for putting my dick in the pickle slicer."
The wife lets out a long sigh, and sits down next to her husband. She tells him," I'm just glad you're ok. But I can't help but wonder, what happened to the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, she got fired too."