A Hercules plane has a motor go kapputt while in flight. The soldiers inside start throwing equipment off the plane to keep it lighter and help it fly better until it can land, but after they toss almost everything, the general says:
* General: We need to throw someone out of the plane!
* Soldier 1: Let's throw Jamal!
* Jamal : WTF is it because I'm black?
* G: Don't be racist, asshole! We'll think up a small contest. If you get the questions right, you stay. Okay, you, what country dropped the first nuclear bomb?
* S1: Easy, the US of A!
* G: Mighty fine, soldier! Now you, where was it dropped?
* S2: Uuuh... Hiroshima!
* G: Great! Now, you, how many survivors were after the bombing?
* S3: Hmm... Ugh, it was... 183,519!
* G: Bloody hell, soldier, you're privileged! Okay, Jamal... Give me the names of all of the survivors!
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