...and notices a guy with colourful hair on a bench smoking a cigarette. So he decides to sit next to him and look at his rainbow wig. The guy starts noticing and asks:
"What is it ol' timer? You havent done stupid stuff when you were younger?"
To which he responds:
"Yes i did! Once I had sex with a parrot so Im wondering if you are my son."
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