They are both having great rounds until they reach the 7th hole. They hit their drives reasonably close to each other in front of a water hazard. Moses then says to Jesus, "You know, you should really use the six iron." Jesus then looks to Moses and says, "No, if Tiger Woods can use the seven iron, then I can use the seven iron." Jesus approaches his ball, and hits it less than 5 yards right into the water hazard. Moses walks over to the hazard, splits the water in half, and grabs Jesus's ball. Before he hands it back to him, he says, " Jesus, you really should use the six iron, you aren't very good with the seven." Jesus persists, and replies, " No, if Tiger woods can use the seven, than I can definitely use the seven iron." Sure enough, Jesus hits his ball right back into the water hazard. Moses once again walks over to the hazard, splits the water in half, and grabs Jesus's ball. As he hands Jesus his ball, he notices the group behind them is becoming irritated, as they are taking a long time to clear the water hazard. Jesus takes his ball from Moses, and walks onto the water. He then places his ball on top of the water and prepares for his shot. At this point a man from the group behind them approaches moses and says, "Hey! Who does that guy think he is? Jesus Christ?" Moses turns to the man and replies, "No, he thinks he Tiger Woods."
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