One day Superman was flying over the city doing his rounds when he noticed Wonder Woman sunbathing on the roof of the Justice League in all her naked glory.
Superman begins to think.. "Wait a minute.. I'm faster than a speeding bullet.. I could go down there, have all the sex I want and fly away before she notices.."
So he takes a second to prepare and *jets* down to her, pumps away like mad and flies away before anyone is the wiser.
Then Wonder Woman exclaims, "What the hell was that!?"
And the Invisible Man says, "I don't know but my ass is killing me!"
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